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The 'Obsessed' Oliver Daniel Lee |
Criminal Record: In 1999 Lee was involved in several drinking binges in Paris which paved the way for his recent nick name in the criminal underworld 'IRON GUT LEE' During these binges Lee has been known to 'make dogs go deaf' with his high pitched laugh. On a recent trip to Paris Lee was billed for the unfortunate death of a St Bernard. The only excuse Lee could muster from his drunken stuper were the words '....you butter flucker'. Another more serious charge which looms over the head of this hardened criminal is that of a multi-million dollar court case. MP3 WoW intend to 'Sue Lee's sorry little English ass' for what they describe as serious abuse of their servers. Lee has been known to download 9 MP3 files in one morning to feed his obsession for free music. They say that their 'capable' servers just cannot cope with any more of his 'unreasonable' requests. When asked to comment on his addiction Lee quitely mummered 'just five more minutes mum, then I'll come for dinner' as he stared at his VDU gently shaking his head to the beat of yet another MP3 |
