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The 'bone smoking' David Barry Davies |
Criminal Record: In 1994 Davies formed an organisation who called themselves the WWFFFH (World Wide Federation For Facial Hair) This group consisted of 5 members (4 of which are now 'missing' - draw your own conclusion) who would sit around rubbing their thighs installing various versions of Linux. Four of the five members went missing in 1995 for what Davies described as 'a move by Bill Gates to erradicate the threat of UK youth culture taking the choice in the future of their OS. Come on - it's all over for Bill's computer monopoly!' The department of Health and Safety recently investigated Davies' claims that Microsoft had 'got his mind' but instead discovered that Davies had formed a secret habit of smoking human bones. We put the question to Davies: Where had he aquired the bones and if his recent habit had come about from the 'disappearence' of his friends. Davies is said to be currently at one with the earth and unavailable for comment. |
